April 15 2014, 9pm


"'Are you always a smartass?'
‘Nope. Sometimes I’m asleep.’"

   — Jim Butcher, Blood Rites (via larmoyante)


April 13 2014, 3pm


you’re not falling for me are you?

(Source: erwiiinsmith)


April 10 2014, 1am


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April 10 2014, 1am


geekgirlsmash:

roane72:

shayvaalski:

xezav:

太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股

best swear ever

OH GOD OH GOD THEY MEAN REAL THINGS. 

Dude, you didn’t know that? Pretty much all of the Chinese in Firefly was a classic example of Getting Shit Past the Censors.

Firefly’s 15 Best Chinese Curses and How To Say Them

Just in case you needed to know useful Chinese phrases like “Holy mother of god and all her wacky nephews.”

(Source: maxtremist)


April 9 2014, 7pm


lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: swarnpert)


April 9 2014, 7pm


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April 9 2014, 1am


(Source: winterpatriot)


April 9 2014, 1am


s-k-i-n-s:

true

s-k-i-n-s:

true

(Source: natovivar)


April 9 2014, 12am


rupelover:

Inspired by this.


April 8 2014, 9pm


britishtomsaremyfriends:

people who “grew out” of pokemon are weak and i have no time for them